Friday, 1 February 2008

The perfect contraception

"David Beckham's Name Used By Condom Company

A Chinese firm is using soccer star David Beckham's
name to promote its brand of condoms - without his permission. The firm is claiming men who use the Beckham contraceptive - which has become the best-selling in China - will score in bed like the L.A. Galaxy star does on the field."






What a perfect way to decrease China's population.... Buy a pack of condoms, get aroused, see Bechams picture on the condom, if possible, read what's written on the wrap and get so disgusted, that you can't get it up for the next 3 months. After the 3-month period, repeat procedure.

Brilliant.



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